What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony. :)

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer