What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

How do people with acid reflux complain?

errr mer GERD

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.