What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back?

Hunch-black of Notre Dame

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay