What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.