What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.