What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction