What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.