How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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One Jokes More One Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Black Life Matter Jokes More Black Life Matter Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.