What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow