Odd Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

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What do you give a teenage girl who can't even?

A two-torial!

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What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!