Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

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Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

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Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Are you ticklish?"

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.