Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

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Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese