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A high-jacker.
Because he was hydra-phobic.
Because they all joined
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Baked Yazidi
You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.
The Dark Knightrogen
They told him he was good at deriving
The Salvation Army.
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He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
He heard they had PIE.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
Because they heard it was radical!
He hates camping
because he had two Drumsticks.
Slim to nun.
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
Linkin Park.
Cuz he be Ilyn.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
A StayGosaurus
I'll re-rack.
The High Five
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
They join weight witches.
He wanted to work undercover.
A: A first-aid kit!
To learn about gorilla warfare.
The Starry Knight
Because he was cannelloni.
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Because he brought his own drumsticks
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
He bowled long hops !
Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Join the Hare Force.
Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
Because it's a place of war ship.
He heard the food was a mess.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.
They can't hide behind billboards.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Tell them its almost over
'Can I join you?'
Join the club.
Kernel.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
An ice Kareem clone
You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.
He gets medium.
Yours.
Bill Nye the Seance guy.
Punjabi-ng.
Because they couldn't get a gig.
The Drummer
When they get too old.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
sin or cosine
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
They both want tablets for Christmas.
Le meow
