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A high-jacker.
Because he was hydra-phobic.
Because they all joined
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Baked Yazidi
You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.
The Dark Knightrogen
They told him he was good at deriving
The Salvation Army.
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He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
He heard they had PIE.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
Because they heard it was radical!
He hates camping
because he had two Drumsticks.
Slim to nun.
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
Linkin Park.
Cuz he be Ilyn.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
A StayGosaurus
I'll re-rack.
The High Five
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
They join weight witches.
He wanted to work undercover.
A: A first-aid kit!
To learn about gorilla warfare.
The Starry Knight
Because he was cannelloni.
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Because he brought his own drumsticks
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
He bowled long hops !
Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Join the Hare Force.
Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
Because it's a place of war ship.
He heard the food was a mess.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.
They can't hide behind billboards.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Tell them its almost over
'Can I join you?'
Join the club.
Kernel.
You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Because it's soda pressing.
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
You get stoned.
They go to the polls and vote.
A stable economy
Because they speak English.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Namaste.
Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :
More than the capital of the UK.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
