What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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