What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

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What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger