What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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Baltiless

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Is there a dog?

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An Or-phone.

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It's a parent.

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They both turn "o" into "O".

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Cannibal (can able) food.

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late