What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.