Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.