How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.