Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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You park your car, man.

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Who said talk is cheap "

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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De-calf

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile