Majority Jokes

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture