Girl: Your feet.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Finding half of a roach in your food.
Feel around for the dough nuts
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Mitosis
Oh, y'know. For kicks.