What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Previous Random Joke Next

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.