What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

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What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

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Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

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What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.