Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit