What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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She had never learned to spell properly.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.