What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.