What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

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What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.