Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.