Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.