Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.