Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D