What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.