What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

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Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.