What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!