Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Little Brother Jokes More Little Brother Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*