Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!"

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

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Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!