When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!