What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.