What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.