What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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What is a ducks favorite snack?

Quackers.

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !