What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

Snooker Jokes More Snooker Jokes

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black