What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

Snooker Jokes More Snooker Jokes

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.