Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Advertise Jokes More Advertise Jokes

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.