His family advertised it as a barbecue.
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
They both enjoy handshakes.
bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
he was tired of coffin.
Barbecue sauce
A barbecue
Never fired, dropped once.
