What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.