What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog