What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...