What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha