What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

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What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?

Annie Mae