What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.