What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!