What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!