What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

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What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!