What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

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What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'