Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.