Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

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Carlos.

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What are you watching?

Our wedding video."

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He was a foyer.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.