What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!