How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.