How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?

Give it a couple test tickles

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.