What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas