Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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