What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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What kind of patients?

All of them"

What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry