Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

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What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?

A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture