Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What football position did the forever alone play?

Left Out

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?

A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to

Irish Man Jokes More Irish Man Jokes

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!