What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.