What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet