Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.