Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it