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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Uncle Ben Jokes More Uncle Ben Jokes

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's