Brand Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

Uncle Ben Jokes More Uncle Ben Jokes

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

What was Bin Laden's favourite brand?

Jihadidas.

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!