Brand Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

Organized Crime Jokes More Organized Crime Jokes

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Walter White Jokes More Walter White Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Uncle Ben Jokes More Uncle Ben Jokes

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's