What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !