What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

How does a chef get to work?

He woks.