What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What is a Canadian's favourite letter?

Eh?

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool