What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.