What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

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What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!