Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

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Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.