What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"