Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."